The Mysteriaceae Family is a large family of bloomin' plants found throughout the world. The family includes flowers of all colors and shape of leaves. The family includes many trees and most species of grass. The Mysteriaceae family also includes little birds. You know, the brown jobs that jump from branch to branch. Some taxanomists include snakes and little bugs in the family as well.
If you sleep under the stars in the mountains, sometimes a mysteriaceae will crawl in your sleeping bag. It is best to dump out your boots before putting them on to make sure some sort of Mysteriaceae doesn't bite your toes.
The Mysteriaceae family is not recognized by all taxanomists. Species from this family are routinely reclassified in other recognized families. However, botanists who've spent a great amount of time in the field realize that the world is full of Mysteriaceae.
Although the Mysteriaceae family is the most diverse of all plant families, a Mysteriaceae is quite easy to identify. If you stare at a plant for awhile, and can't figure out what it is, it belongs to the Mysteriaceae family.